Drew "Dickard" Carey to star in another Pinocchio adaption

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Disney has tapped Dickard to star in their upcoming live-action adaption of Pinocchio. But this time, he won't be playing Gepetto. Instead, he will be playing the part of Monstro the Whale. Word has it, he'll be gaining back his old weight for this part. I think this will prove to be a better fit for him.

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Disney has tapped Dickard to star in their upcoming live-action adaption of Pinocchio. But this time, he won't be playing Gepetto. Instead, he will be playing the part of Monstro the Whale. Word has it, he'll be gaining back his old weight for this part. I think this will prove to be a better fit for him.

We've seen game show hosts playing dangerous and deadly animals. But Dickard, to continue being unique from other hosts (he pisses his pants, while the rest of the hosts shit their pants), chose to play a harmless one.

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Monstro wasn't harmless, though. I guess it is a change of pace from playing sharks.

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Monstro wasn't harmless, though. I guess it is a change of pace from playing sharks.

I hear Disney will be using archival recordings of Jim Perry to play a shark in Little Mermaid, though.